A nine year old boy asks his mother, “Is God male or female?”

After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, “Well God is both male and female.”

This confuses the boy, so he asks, “Is God black or white?”

“Well,” she says, “God is both black and white.”

This really confuses the boy, so he asks, “Is God gay or straight?”

Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to be consistent, the mother answers, “Honey, God is both gay and straight.”

At this the boy’s face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks…

“Is Michael Jackson God??!!”

And the award for todays funniest Voltron joke goes to Diesel Sweeties. Brilliant.

And for all you yanks out there. Remember:

 VOTE ROBOCRATIC!       

Oh dear.

Is there anybody left on this little planet who doesn’t yet have a Gmail account?

If you answered “yes”, please tell me, I have a squillion invites and I’d like to give you one.

OMG, I read that article over the weekend and it was brilliant! Damn, if only I had access to the last 30 years of spidey comics. So the bridge scene from the Spiderman 1 movie was straight out of the comics (#121 printed in 1973!) I loved that scene!!

And it was GWEN, not Mary-Jane who the Goblin threw of the bridge!! The other big difference, Gwen died when Spiderman tried to catch her with his web. The webbing caught her leg but she was falling so fast her head swung back and it broke her neck.

And as Spiderman is holding the now-dead Gwen in his arms, the Goblin shouts at him “Romantic Idiot!”.

What a story!

I’m linking this cos I want to read it later.

Too true.

Good weekendz to y’all.

Farewell Mumcuss!!!

You guys ROCKED.

Last ever gig last night, it was awesome. So were these guys, Imperial Leisure. Must keep an eye on them.

Pffft, I can’t believe they are making a sequel to Chrome. Why bother.